Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Did that REALLY come out of their mouths??

I'm sure we have all done it...stuck our foot in our mouths. But there are some that seem to do it more often then others. You know the ones, where you are left standing there, thinking to yourself, "Did that really just come out of their mouth?" Sometimes it can make you very uncomfortable or upset. Other times you have to just laugh at the odasity of people.

Here are a few that I thought I would share:

(to get this you need to know this happened to my husband at work, at the hospital.)

Dispatcher: Call for drugs found on medicine unit see nurse up there.
Husband: okay.

(gets up to the floor and talks to the first nurse)

Nurse: I will take you to talk to the other nurse that found it.

(the nurse and hubby walk to the other nurses' office where she has her back to the door)

Nurse: I have security here for the drugs.
Nurse2: Oh good, is it the one of the nice security guards or one of the mean ones.
Hubby: The mean one....


grandmother to newer stepmom (bio mom to new child)

grandmother: he looks just like step children
bio mom: yes, they resemble each other
grandmother: you can hardly imagine that you are the mom


aquantaince to stepmom

aquantaince: i saw the paper, that was a great article. It is good they are getting along so well.

stepmom: yes

aquantaince: if they get along so well, why did they ever get divorced?


biomom talking to newer neighbors while out for a walk

neighbors: so you live around here?

biomom: yes, in the culd a sac

neighbors: do you know that woman?

biomom: what woman?

neighbors: you know, the one whose husband left her...


These are just many, many examples of situations....please leave a comment with your funny situation.


simplicity said...

These are funny. I'm planning on at some point posting about some of the crazy things people have said to me since the paper and since my mom passed away because it is just nuts. People don't really think sometimes.

Jill Davis Doughtie said...

That second one cracked me up! It's just so wrong. That would make me so mad if it happened to me, but at a distance it's pretty funny. It sounds like something out of a Will Ferrell movie.